matt "i kissed your mom" tucker ([info]oldshitsandwich) wrote,
2005-09-27 14:57:00
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Philadelphia Adventures Part I

Last night at 3 am I was pissing before I went to bed and midstream I noticed the biggest cockroach ever sitting on top of my fire sprinkler. We had an epic battle. I eventually got the better of him with my vacuum cleaner. Philadelphia you're a dirty bitch.

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p.s. Today as I was walking to get a hearing for my 4 parking tickets and I saw that black guy from Survivor taking a picture of a blow up palm tree by City Hall. Glad to see his 15 minutes are over. (Don't misconstrue me calling him the black guy from Survivor. I'm not racist, I have both Kanye cds.)

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  • 9 comments

[info]emosewa

September 27 2005, 22:39:23 UTC 6 years ago

You're my hero.

[info]xbehindblueeyes

September 28 2005, 02:44:48 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha i love you<3

Anonymous

September 28 2005, 06:06:46 UTC 6 years ago

I'm convinced most cockroaches are on steroids

[info]scurvy_lass

September 28 2005, 06:08:07 UTC 6 years ago

shit

above comment was me

[info]oldshitsandwich

September 28 2005, 06:33:23 UTC 6 years ago

Re: shit

that cockroach was the size of a loaf of bread if he was an inch.

[info]nightmareswinxx

September 28 2005, 21:46:02 UTC 6 years ago

gotta love philly

[info]oldshitsandwich

September 29 2005, 17:24:43 UTC 6 years ago

haha

when did you sneak om my friends list?

[info]nightmareswinxx

September 29 2005, 18:28:19 UTC 6 years ago

Re: haha

a long time ago lol

[info]oldshitsandwich

September 29 2005, 23:34:32 UTC 6 years ago

Re: haha

...hmph
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